I Keep All My Jokes in a DAD-A Base T-Shirt
I Keep All My Jokes in a DAD-A Base T-Shirt
- Perfect Gift for Dad
- Express Delivery*
- 100% US cotton
Description
Description
Dad jokes just got their own merch! The "I Keep All My Jokes in a DAD-A Base" T-Shirt is the ultimate gift for dads who love to make everyone laugh (and cringe a little). With its witty design and comfortable fit, this tee is perfect for the pun-loving father, whether he's cracking jokes at the dinner table or embarrassing you in public.
Key Features:
🤣 Hilariously Clever Design – Featuring the witty quote "I Keep All My Jokes in a DAD-A Base," this t-shirt is perfect for dads who take pride in their unbeatable dad jokes. It’s guaranteed to earn laughs (and groans) at every gathering! 🤣
👕 Premium Comfort for Everyday Wear – Made with soft, breathable fabric, this funny t-shirt for dads is perfect for all-day wear. Lightweight yet durable, it keeps Dad comfy while he’s busy being the family comedian. 👕
🎁 A Gift That Stands Out – Searching for the ideal Father’s Day shirt or birthday gift for Dad? This Dad-A-Base shirt is a thoughtful and humorous way to show your appreciation for his unique personality. 🎁
🌟 Versatile & Stylish Fit – Designed with a classic crewneck and available in multiple sizes, this t-shirt pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or shorts. Its bold, high-quality print ensures his jokes will stand the test of time! 🌟
💡 Celebrate His Unique Personality – This shirt isn’t just funny—it’s a celebration of Dad’s one-of-a-kind humor and his knack for turning every moment into a joke. It’s a gift he’ll wear with pride and a smile! 💡
Product Details
Product Details
✔️ Classic fit and crew neckline: ensures comfy, relaxed wear while adding that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal 👕
✔️ 100% US cotton: ethically grown and harvested 🌱
✔️ Medium fabric: (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. Made from specially spun fibers that make a robust and smooth fabric.
✔️ Tear-away label: means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort.
✔️ Without side seams: knitted in one piece using tubular knit reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
✔️ Shoulder tape: twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
✔️ Ribbed knit collar without seam: ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
✔️ Dual printing techniques: for crisp designs.
✔️ Oeko-Tex Certified: for safety and quality assurance.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Coverage
We ship to any address in the United States. Future expansion of shipping areas is under consideration.
Order Production Time
1 business day*
*The production time for an order depends on various factors, including the time of year, product availability, and order size. This is an average on the production time within the last 30 days.
Every product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Delivery Time
Express: 2-3 business days *Except Alaska and Hawaii *Available for limited variants
Standard: 2-5 business days
Economy: 4-8 business days
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T-Shirt Size Guide
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
Imperial (in)
Size Label | Width | Length | Sleeve Length (from center back) | Size Tolerance |
S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.10 | 1.50 |
M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 | 1.50 |
L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 | 1.50 |
XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 | 1.50 |
2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 | 1.50 |
3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.40 | 1.50 |
4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 23.70 | 1.50 |
5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.00 | 1.50 |
Metric (cm)
Size Label | Width | Length | Sleeve Length (from center back) | Size Tolerance |
S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 38.35 | 3.81 |
M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 41.91 | 3.81 |
L | 55.88 | 76.20 | 45.72 | 3.81 |
XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 49.53 | 3.81 |
2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 53.34 | 3.81 |
3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 56.90 | 3.81 |
4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 60.20 | 3.81 |
5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 63.50 | 3.81 |