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"Love Is in the Air… Try Not to Breathe" – Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Card

"Love Is in the Air… Try Not to Breathe" – Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Card

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    "Love Is in the Air… Try Not to Breathe" – Funny & Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Card 😂❤️

    💌 Perfect for the Love Cynic – Whether you're a hopeless romantic or a hopeful realist, this hilarious Valentine’s Day card is perfect for those who love a good dose of sarcasm. Featuring two dialogue bubbles that read “Love is in the air” and “Try not to breathe,” it’s a witty take on romance! 😆💨

    🎈 Playful & Whimsical Design – With heart-shaped balloons, floating love-themed doodles, and a lighthearted cartoon illustration, this card is ideal for anyone who enjoys humor with a side of romance. A great pick for couples who love to laugh! ❤️🎈

    🎁 Great for Couples, Singles, & Anti-Valentine’s Vibes – Whether you’re giving it to your partner, a friend, or someone who’s not quite feeling the love, this card is the ultimate way to celebrate Valentine's Day with humor. 💕😂

    ✉️ Premium Quality & Gift-Ready – Printed on high-quality cardstock with black text, this greeting card is blank inside, leaving room for your own sassy, sweet, or silly message. Comes with a white envelope for easy gifting! 📬🎀

    😂 For Lovers of Sarcasm & Fun – If over-the-top romance makes you roll your eyes, this card is the perfect way to celebrate love—without all the mushy stuff. Because nothing says "romantic" like dodging love in the air! 😉💖

    A funny, sarcastic, and lighthearted way to say “Happy Valentine’s Day—sort of!” ❤️🤣

    Product Details

    💠 Premium quality paper: printed on high-quality 270gsm.

    💠 Vibrant colors: the latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors.

    💠 Available in four sizes, quantities, and paper finishes to choose from.

    💠 Sourced from the  USA.

    💠 Envelopes included.

    Shipping & Returns

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    We ship to any address in the United States. Future expansion of shipping areas is under consideration.

    Order Production Time

    1 business day*

    *The production time for an order depends on various factors, including the time of year, product availability, and order size. This is an average of the production time within the last 30 days.

    Every product is made especially for you when you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

    Delivery Time

    Standard (Free): 2-5 business days

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    Order Modifications and Cancellations

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    If a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete address provided at checkout, additional shipping fees may apply to reship the order.

    Weekend orders are processed the next business day.

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